Benevolent Semi-Truck from Outerspace Lands in South Miami
|Ooo, yeah, take that camera, take it. I'm shooting you so good, baby.|
Put away thy Spock ears and Vader helmets, my fellow nerd-bots. Our wait is over. For tonight, April 29, 2009, we dine in Cybertron.
Come see the sneak preview of the brand-new, full-length trailer for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at AMC Sunset Place (5701 Sunset Dr., Miami). Though the trailer begins at 7 p.m. sharp, true Decepticons will mobilize at least an hour beforehand to flaunt our battle garb and be among the first 25 in line who'll receive a free special-edition disc of the original Transformers film, which will play directly afterward in a one-time return to the big screen.
Those who cannot make it have failed me.