Dead Men on Campus
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The University of Florida is trying to pass a measure through the legislature that would allow it to build columbaria on campus so the ashes of alumni can rest there for eternity. Which is entirely morbid and awkward, and at the end of the day will only be a place for undergrads to pull off shenanigans ("Dude, I totally dare you to run naked through the columbarium!"). The bill would allow all state colleges to build columbaria, but UF is the only school really interested. This has caused some lawmakers to call it the "Dead Gator Bill," because they are comic geniuses.
[The Buzz: R.I.P., Dead Gators]