Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami
|Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use.|
This important docudrama introduced the world to other Kardashians who are probably less deserving of fame than their amply assest-ed kin. Viewers like them, apparently, because they are relatable to all sorts of young girls across these United States. I mean, jeez, who hasn't gone on a ski vacation with a wacko mother and the human facelift remnants of a former Olypmic star stepfather only to have an "accidental" porn star sister pout the whole time on webcam with her NFL player fiancé? (This is the one episode I saw, ya'll.) It happens all the time, let me tell you.
Anyway, the Khloe and the Kourtney of this KKK trio are getting their own television show, creatively called Khloe and Kourtney in Miami. They open a new location for their boutique Dash, and Khloe, who really has a face for it, gets her own late-night radio show. That is a mean joke. She's a handsome lady, but the joke was so easy. Easy, like Kim. Just can't pass these up, sorry. The whole thing will debut on E! in August.
Whatever. Look forward to it. Be truly honored they chose Miami. Make some space in the trophy case for the Peabody.