Mel Martinez Has Been Searching His Soul Tonight, And He Is So Done With Public Service
See, Martinez has been searching his soul tonight. He knows there's so much more to life. Now he knows he can shine a light to find his way back home ...to Orlando and private law practice!
Maybe, he'll open a hip law office with his best friend from law school, and hire a revolving cavalcade of sexy young lawyers who share an awkward unisex bathroom, and retire at the end of the night to hear live music from Vonda Shepard. Perhaps Martinez will mentor one young lawyer, a single, thin woman with a penchant for short skirts and a vivid imagination, not only in her professional career but on her personal life as well, and ...these are the plot and theme lyrics to Ally McBeal, aren't it?
Anyway, he wants to be a private practice lawyer now. He is done with public service, ok. He's been doing this stuff for too long and his book didn't even sell that well, so can you blame him if he just want to cash in? No one really liked him all that much anyway.