"The Classroom Is Filled with Bats Who Are Going to the Bathroom on Their Heads!"

Categories: Media Watch

When we wrote that thing about former CBS4 reporter, Colombia lover, and apparent Miami hater Brian Andrews, we had no idea he had a news partnership deal with the Miami Herald. But he does, and here he is reporting on a Colombian classroom that "is filled with bats who are going to the bathroom on [students'] heads!" You have to watch the video -- the delivery is key.

All this from the man who said, "Anyone can cover a shooting at a Burger King in Opa-locka... but not everyone can cover a volcanic eruption, a hostage release, a 747 crash, regular political scandals, and the complex world of Colombian politics... and make them hit home for a global audience."

Also bat poop. He has really made that hit home for a global audience.  

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