Yes, But What Would This Teen Porn Be Called?
Anyway, we wonder what the teens planned on calling their porno. Hopefully they'd keep the time honored tradition of spoofing mainstream fair. We're not sure what it is the teens are watching these day -- it has been like four years since we were one, so long ago -- so we just made jokes using popular Disney Channel and similar shows. Yes, we already have a spot booked in hell.
- Hannah Mounts Anna
- High School Do-Her-Slow
- Gossip Gurgles
- The Suite Life of Sack and Ho-ey
- One Tree Drill
- The Adventure of Jimmy Neudong: Boy Penis
- Kyle XXXY
- The Secret Sex Life of the American Teenager
- Camp Cock: Starring the Bone-us Brothers
- Johnny Cumahala: Back on Whores
- Jizzers of Waverly Place