Sex-Ed 101 from Mike Epps
- Women don't like it when you make their pussy fart rhythmically as if Doug E. Fresh is beat-boxing.(Sidenote: he wondered which hole the sound was actually came out of, claiming that he "smelled broccoli right now.")
- Men should place the remote control on their lap when jacking-off in front of the TV. Then quickly tuck the penis in and change the channel when someone walks into the room.
- The abundance of vans in the parking lot meant that there were plenty of sugar daddies in the house. Apparently, they're named Mr. Charles and will buy your kids school clothes.