Another week has passed from this Earth, and another mysterious email announcing a Dolphins news conference featuring a popular musician has landed in Riptide's inbox.
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|We can only pray that Marc Anthony will not be singing "Fins" in Spanish.|
Today comes word that on Tuesday, owner Stephen Ross, NFL commish Roger Goodell, ESPN Deportes brass, and salsa superstar Marc Anthony
will gather for a super-special secret media announcement.
Sadly, the conference will be held in New York City, so Riptide will be unable to attend and mock in person.
No word yet on the nature of the "major announcement." Given Stephen Ross's bizarre business decisions
this summer, we should probably cross our fingers that he hasn't agreed to let Anthony become the new team mascot in exchange for a Spanish-language theme song.