Paris Hilton Is an Aquarius, Therefore She Does Not Owe These Producers Money, Duh
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"I promoted this movie from the very beginning, basically plugging this movie more than I ever plugged anything in my life," she told Judge Federico Moreno. "I'm an Aquarius, so I'm very creative -- I do the creativity and they do the business."
Or as Johnny Cochran would say, "My client is an Aquarius; if you think she's liable, you must be delirious."