Ah, the travesty of putting a celebrity profile to bed right before the subject implodes in scandal. You might recall Details
scribe Jason Gay talked to Alex Rodriguez a mere 48 hours before news of his steroid use hit. A-Rod was smart enough to not be available for any follow-ups.
Here's the quote that'll generate the most controversy: "I thought about calling him the n word, but I thought the f word was even worse."
Hilton may love drawing cum all up in A-Rod's mouth, but at least A-Rod knows when to keep his shut.
Hilton also promises to get naked real soon, once he loses weight, ala Marc Jacobs' never- ending spree of barely clothed photo shoots. Which is just horrifying.