"The Nation's Only Frozen Cocktail on a Stick": Popsicles for Drunks

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Using "The nation's only frozen cocktail on a stick" as your tag line is kind of like using "The nation's only chicken nugget milkshake" or "The nation's only pizza available through an IV."

As in, there's a reason it's the only one in the nation (then again, it makes us wonder: Do other nations have their own frozen cocktails on a stick?). 

Anyway, that's the tag line of LiQ Bars, which just launched in Arizona, Nevada and, yes, South Florida. They're 100-milliliter popsicles with 6 percent alcohol by volume. You know, for when you want to get drunk looking like a 6-year-old. 

Alcohol in a phallus shape. Can't wait for the suggestive advertising. Anyway, these things are already available at the Trump and Deauville hotels. 

Then again, who are we to judge? We were slightly upset yesterday when Ingrid Hoffman didn't put rum in our mojito milkshakes
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