Stupid PETA Tricks: Ten Tasteless, Testes-Teasing Tactics

Categories: Flotsam
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was founded in 1980 as an animal rights group. Today it's the premier producer of subversive sexual pop-culture fodder. It's gotten to the point where people talk more about PETA's tacky tactics than their actual message. Shouldn't they get back to the business of saving cocks, not teasing ours?

Tomorrow at noon, PETA will send out scores of topless protesters to Bayfront Park adorned in little more than body paint and fish fins and holding signs like "Fishing Kills" and "Gutted Alive." This might have been a more productive protest if we weren't so sick of PETA sexing up everything it does. To prove the point, we've rounded up some of PETA's most ridiculously raunchy advertising.


1. I'd Rather Go Naked Than Fade into Obscurity. 

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PETA first dipped its hand into eroticism with the "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" campaign. At first, it starred supermodels such as Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell, but lately has relied on perennial D-listers such as Holly Madison and Khloé Kardashian and massive amounts of Photoshop. What might have been clever the first time around is getting kind of old, and almost always brings more attention to whatever minor celeb they can get to strip (almost always a skinny lady, more often light-skinned than not) to any anti-fur campaigning.

2. Pamela Anderson Drops to Her Knees for Steve-O


'Cruelty Doesn't Fly'--Learn More at PETA.org.

Speaking of D-lister, this PETA commerical was recently banned. Maybe it has something to do with pants-less Pamela Anderson dipping down to her knees with her fingers wrapped around Jackass alum Steve-O's waistband.

3. Despite All My Animal Activist Rage, I'm Still Just a Pregnant Lady in a Cage

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For Mother's Day 2008, PETA got a pregnant lady to kneel down topless in a cage in London. As Best Week Ever pointed out, they might have been more successful in scarring passing children for life than bringing attention to caged pregnant pigs.

4. Udder Failure



The real problem with this ad is it kind of makes us want some milk.

5. No Fatties

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​All of these women appear to be drop-dead sexy, but do curvy ladies get to make a political point? Nope, they're open game for public ridicule.
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