Miami Dolphins Preview: What Might Have Been
The Dolphins, meanwhile, were left in shambles. Saban was replaced by the much more well-mannered yet equally inept Cam Cameron. The Fins went into a tailspin and crashed in a fiery heap until Bill Parcells arrived and fixed things. Such is the impact of one big idiotic decision by one very small douchebag.
Brees comes to town this Sunday for the first time since the Fins opted to suck. Here are the keys to the game:
Run Ronnie Till He Pukes a Shoe: The best defense against Drew Brees is to keep him on the sidelines. And the best way to do that is to run the number one running back down the Saints' crawfish-eatin' maws. All. Day. Long. Ronnie Brown is averaging 4.8 yards per carry. And most of the damage is being done via the Wildcat, the formation that everyone seems to hate yet seems to be doing themselves. But no one runs it better than Miami. And while the Saints D has been very good in stopping the run, they're giving up an average of 8.2 yards to Wildcat plays. Ronnie needs to gorge on the ball like Rex Ryan gorges on a can of frosting.
Sean Smith and His Balls Must Step Up: It's no secret the Dolphin secondary has been craptastic. They give up big plays and are notorious for making average receivers look like Jerry Rice. But there have been flashes of promise. The Fins drafted corners Vontae Davis and Sean Smith this year. Davis has already had himself a pick-six this season. While Smith, the one most believe is the better of the two, has held his own. When the Fins faced off against the Saints earlier this year in a preseason game, Smith made a spectacular one-handed interception in the end zone. Sure, it was against Mark Brunell, not Brees. But still. That one play proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sean Smith is a big heaping sack of balls and has the athletic ability to shut down receivers. He needs to step up this Sunday.
I, Robot: Chad Henne proved against the Jets he can hold his own under pressure. New York looked to blitz and rattle the young QB, but he answered with big touchdown drives using his laser-rocket arm and built-in sensory control systems. If this Sunday turns into a shootout, the Fins will have to again rely on Henne and his poise (that's right, Deadspin. I said it. POISE!) to bail them out. All of this will of course depend on Ted Ginn and his not running routes like he's being chased by a bee. Let's hope that it doesn't come down to that.