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Funny. The "dating" scene in south Florida seems to be a nightmare for anyone who wants a decent "relationship".

Fact: Women need more emotional support than sex.

Fact: Men need more sex than emotional support.

Ladies, most of you need stop trying to make men into women.

So many of us Good Guys - that "sensitive guy" you like so much - the one you "friended" instead of allowing him to be your boyfriend - the one giving you emotional support, he's there listening to you, motivating you - guess what, he needs physical (sexual) support.

And you deny him, and if you gave him half a chance you'd probably have the best sex of your life - but you'd rather date assholes who treat you like shit.

And all you gold diggers who come crying to the Good Guys the day after you got pounded by Mr Asshole, you get what you deserve.
When Mr Asshole doesn't call, or spends no time with you, and makes you feel like a whore, guess what you are - you are the female version of "shallow hal".

So, ladies, continue to look for Mr Material and Mr Asshole, continue to deceive yourselves into thinking that the guy with the money, car and cool apartment on the water (who treats you like shit) is the way to meet your instinctual needs to be taken care of.

Yes ladies, we know it's in your genes to look for a provider (sponsor) who takes care of you and your bills.

This will perpetuate the cycle in your life of meeting the wrong men for the wrong reasons, leaving you hopping from nuveau riche asshole to nuveau riche asshole and missing out on men of character and substance.

And there you are the hottest chica on south beach, and you wonder why that great guy has been dating a girl who may be a not-so-hottie-but-nice, you will see she has more character and depth than your little bimbo mind could ever hold.

hey CL.

The girls you are looking for are out there, they just are not out on South Beach.

If you are trolling the beach, you know for sure what caliber and kind you are looking for: the aforementioned "bimbo". Its a universal truth, out here in San Diego they banned drinking on the beaches, and the drunks took to forming "flotillas" out on the water. Sure the women are hot, but they are also dumb...you said it yourself, "more depth then your little bimbo mind could ever hold."

Ok Broomstick, I'm a guy who's tired of hearing from a female that "oh yeah I like NSA sex!" Really? So where the fuck are you guys hanging out? 'Cause they're hanging around Miami ...