Miami Abortion Doctor Throws Reporter's Microphone Into the Street
|via Fox News|
We don't want to give too much away. No, no. It would spoil the climax. But let's just say you can count on the following (in chronological order):
1. A pushy Fox News reporter.
2. An abortion doc from Miami.
4. Broken objects.
5. A mustache!
Can you think of a more entertaining situation? Ever? OK, maybe if there were also a mud-wrestling pit. And some whip-its. But, you know, other than that.