Former Dolphins Cheerleader Named Playboy's Miss January
Don't blame us for never watching The Amazing Race, but apparently she filled the villain role for that season, with Yahoo noting, "She hates it when people do not speak English... She's also ridiculously impatient, a yeller, and a huge embarrassment to her lovely teammate Cara."
She hates it when people don't speak English -- huh? What in the hell was she doing cheering in Miami then?
Anyway, we're sure she'd really appreciate if you head to your local bookstore and kindly ask the clerk (in English only) for a copy of her issue.