Midtown Roller Thief Strikes Again?
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In response to these trying times, some have turned to spirituality. Unfortunately there is growing evidence this includes Biscayne Corridor punks. A Buddha statue turned up missing from a woman's front porch. The principal suspect was a blond guy on rollerblades (yuppie scum?), whom neighbors had observed skating up and down the street while seeming to check out people's homes. Residents are advised to be on the lookout for a serene blond on little wheels. And while you're at it, maybe you should bring in Jesus from the front yard.BT doesn't print names of criminals -- what's up with that? -- but Riptide likes to imagine there's a whole gang of bandits in midtown who travel only by 'blades. In Miami, it wouldn't even be strange.