Moron of the Week

Moron of the New Year: Take a Bow, Bow Wow

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Fri., Jan. 1 2010 at 1:28 PM
Categories: Moron of the Week
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​Nothing like some uber-potent fresh-squeezed moronic behavior to make a hungover writer's job easier. Last night Bow Wow -- the crap-tastic rapper who insists he is no longer "Lil'" -- flew into Miami, the nation's undisputed celebrity-drunk-driving capitol, and drove his Lamborghini while trashed. With Chris Brown, whose very presence increases this story's MQ (Moronic Quotient) by 37 percent.

And then Bow Wow tweeted about it -- before issuing, this morning, the first celebrity Twitter apology of 2010.

It's going to be a very stupid year.

Take it away, Bow Wow:
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​Y, Bow Wow, Y?!

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