Moron of the New Year: Take a Bow, Bow Wow

lil_bow_wow1.jpg
Nothing like some uber-potent fresh-squeezed moronic behavior to make a hungover writer's job easier. Last night Bow Wow -- the crap-tastic rapper who insists he is no longer "Lil'" -- flew into Miami, the nation's undisputed celebrity-drunk-driving capitol, and drove his Lamborghini while trashed. With Chris Brown, whose very presence increases this story's MQ (Moronic Quotient) by 37 percent.

And then Bow Wow tweeted about it -- before issuing, this morning, the first celebrity Twitter apology of 2010.

It's going to be a very stupid year.

Take it away, Bow Wow:
500x_custom_1262367172379_bowwowtweet1.jpg
Y, Bow Wow, Y?!

My Voice Nation Help
0 comments
Sort: Newest | Oldest

From the Vault

 

©2013 Miami New Times, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places Miami

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city