Florida Memorial University: Yes, We're Looking for a President, So Shut Up, Riptide!
|From MrLomo's Flickr|
|A graffiti artist's interpretation of FMU's latest press release.|
Eighty applicants vying for the position of president at Florida Memorial University might learn of their standing in the national search sooner than expected. "The Presidential Search Committee plans to narrow down the list of candidates within the next thirty days," confirmed local attorney JoLinda Herring, Esq., chair of the Search Committee and member of the Florida Memorial University Board of Trustees.Why do we suddenly have Carly Simon stuck in our head? You're so vain. I bet you think this press release is about you, don't you...