Some animals urinate on things to mark their terrority. Despite what a certain human nature photography blog
would have you think, the organisms that shop at Wal-Mart are not animals. Though in some cases we'd forgive you for getting confused.
Employees say they saw her take $163 in clothing (which in Wal-Mart's low prices must work out to half a seasonal wardrobe) into a dressing room, urinate on them, and then promptly leave the store. She left the clothes there and forgot her wallet, which held her identification.
We can only hope the case gets sorted out by Judge Judy, if only so we can see what happens when she unleashes her trademark "don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" quip.