Betty White Stars in CSI: Sarasota as David Caruso's Aunt Vivian

​Our dream mashup of Miami-set TV shows would involve Burn Notice's Michael Western holding back CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine as Crockett and Tubbs take turns pistol-whipping him while screaming, "Yeah, you think your little puns are funny? How's this for funny, punk?"

Golden Girls star Betty White got the same point across Saturday night in her absolutely epically awesome episode of Saturday Night Live.

In a sketch with Rachel Dratch, White plays Vivian Caruso, aunt of CSI: Miami's David Caruso. The two ladies operate in Sarasota, where they finds out "what happens when people retire but crime doesn't."

White deadpans Caruso's infamous pun-and-sunglasses routine most perfectly when Dratch's character asks if they'll ever catch the killer: "It's like my underwear: Depends."

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