Men Really Love Poles
So we ask you, in which Miami Herald article did this sentence appear: "He first experimented with a pole he ordered online."
a) A sports story about a local Olympic hopeful who didn't discover his talent for pole vaulting until he was 23.
b) A Glenn Garvin review of a made-for-HBO movie about a man who finds himself only sexually attracted to Polish women.
c) A trend piece about men who enjoy pole dancing for fitness purposes.
d) A follow up on our scoop about George Rekers, the anti-gay activist who ordered a rent boy online for nude massages.
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The correct answer is C! Men and pole dancing!
It's actually a Washington Post wire story with Miami content added in, and a video of a co-ed pole dancing fitness class at Crunch on Miami Beach.
It's a gripping tale about how men are breaking down barriers and gender stereotypes to find a way to work out in the most ridiculous and attention whore-ish way possible. It also offers the observation that men who take pole dancing classes for some reason do not seem to leer at their female classmates. Hmmm.