Disco Rick's Top Ten Strippers Under 40: Tipdrill, Spyda & Magic, Pinkey, and More
|Rick, Mufasa of South Florida strip joints, with dancer Tipdrill|
To come up with the list, we simply asked Disco Rick, the stripper wrangler at King of Diamonds, that titty Valhalla in Miami Gardens, for his own unique, totally biased take. It's not a definitive list, as no list can be, but it tries to capture "the talent sprouting and blooming around us." Uncle Luke, you might want to read up on this. Here's Rick in his own words:
9. We have as many strippers as we do palm trees, but Nyla stands out. She's a black girl from Japan, and she has all kinds of flexibility because that's I guess what you learn when you're from over there. You'll find her at King of Diamonds and Take One Cocktail Lounge.
8. Tall, slim, and baby-faced, Heaven has the potential to be the next it girl. She can work the pole, and she's got a few cute tricks up her gold lamé g-string, but not much else (ed.: making her the Jonathan Safran Foer of strippers, clearly). She has to shape herself up and grow up a little before she can be the next Tipdrill. You'll find her at King of Diamonds (and Twitter!).
|Sarah from Tootsie's|
6. Sarah is a small white girl from Jacksonville. Not a booty shaker, but she likes the pole. She locks her body outward on the pole, which is very difficult when you're 18 feet up in the air, and then comes down in a split from 20 feet in the air. I call her the little white nerd stripper with glasses. A regular at Tootsie's.