Kourtney and Khloé Will No Longer Take Miami, Heading to NYC for Third Season

​We hate to be the bearer of bad news, and we know you all will be absolutely devastated by this somber development, but it appears that Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian are done taking our fair city of Miami. Apparently, they consider it conquered, and for the third season of the show, they're setting their sights on New York. Meanwhile, we'll be shedding a single tear wondering how we'll go on in a post-Kardashian life.

Yes, after two seasons of staging drama in Miami, the two lesser Kardashian sisters will take their spinoff to New York City and title it -- what else? -- Kourtney & Khloé Take NYC. US Magazine reports that filming has already begun. How could they leave without saying goodbye?

>Former Heat player and current Lakers star Lamar Odom will appear on the NYC version with his wife, Khloé, conflicting with earlier reports that the two would be getting a spinoff of their own. Odom grew up in the city, as did Kourtney's baby daddy, Scott Disick. No word on whether they'll open a Dash boutique in the Big Apple, or on the fate of their outpost on Washington Avenue.

We'll miss you, Khloé and Kourtney. We'll miss seeing places we go and people we know embarrass themselves by appearing on your show. We'll miss your odd brand of semi-scripted fights and drama. We'll miss your late-night radio show, Khloé. We'll miss the spikes in reader traffic that occurred anytime we wrote about you. Yes, in fact, we'll miss that most of all.

We will remember you. Will you remember us? Don't let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories.