The Craziest Things Said During the Summer of LeBron
That's the president trying to persuade LeBron to pick the Chicago Bulls. Yeah, the president of the United States. Don't worry -- Biden is watching the shop.
This all-important sentence came out sounding like something a horny Ukrainian exchange student might sputter -- especially because the Heat plays, y'know, downtown. If LeBron knew the true heart of Miami, he would've said, "I'm taking my talents to Hialeah."
We could have plucked any line from Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert's screed, published online minutes after LeBron's decision. If you haven't seen it, think Ted Kaczynski in comic sans.