Hanley Ramirez's Ginger Dye Job Has a Magical Effect on His Bat

Categories: Sports
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In Hanley's head, it's always 1999.
Hanley Ramirez showed up at the Mets' Citi Field last night with a splotchy reddish dye job that made him look like the deranged love child of Sisqo and Ronald McDonald. But he had four hits in the Marlins' win, so we're guessing he'll stay with the look.

Turns out Hanley tried to bleach his hair in a hotel bathroom and failed. We're now starting to understand his bizarre meltdown earlier this season: He's simply not the sharpest blade in the cutlery collection. But the kid can hit.

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