Hot Tip From a Reader: Gator Hunters Are Hung Like Guppies
|We know your secret, boys.|
Thank you, Miami Gardens resident Keith Smith. He mailed us a letter including a torn-out Miami Herald story on legalized no-gun gator hunting, and the scrawled missive that we've redacted for privacy, posted and interpreted:
I can almost guarantee you if you stripped these gator hunters naked their penises were so small they'd look like old ladies.
I only hope they slip off the puny boats & let the gators take over the hunt!
If only, comrade.