Scott Storch Wanted for Stealing a Fan in Suburban Illinois
|We knew he was desperate for fans...|
According to the Tri-Cities Blotter, a group of grifters recently tried to use our favorite erstwhile Palm Island Lothario's name to steal a $330 Dyson fan.
The day after one of the bladeless fans -- which circulate air just like a regular fan and are totally something Scott Storch would buy ten of -- disappeared from a St. Charles, Illinois Meijer, a man showed up at a nearby Meijer trying to return the same type of fan.
He identified himself as "'Scott Storch', a famous hip-hop producer" and gave a disconnected phone number. Meijer refused to give him a refund, and he returned to a Dodge minivan packed with cronies.
The plot thickens: "Store security also was looking into whether two women trying to return a blender could be tied to the suspects who stole the fan."
Lindsay and Paris, is that you?