Snooki Will Write a Novel, Denies Alcohol Poisoning Claims
Jonathan Franzen, watch out, we've got America's new greatest novelist.
"No, that's not true," Snooki simply told Access Hollywood when asked about rumors she was taken to the hospital in Miami for alcohol poisoning.
What a glorious way with words she has. She can convey so much in so few words. Which is why we're so excited for her debut novel, A Shore Thing.
The book is set to be released in January 2011 by Gallery Books a division of Simon and Schuster.
"Who better than Snooki to write a fun, sexy novel about a single girl looking for love on the Jersey Shore?" reads the press release.
Well, if the novel is even half as good as her previous literary effort, Letter to Sammi, then we imagine no one.
Please tell me you need a ghost writer, Snooki. I'm totally available.