Well, Here's a Picture of Marlins Player Logan Morrison in a Baywatch Swimsuit
Actually, no, Logan, we never wondered that, but, uh, thanks.
The Tweet has since been deleted, but still lives on the Plixi site.
NBCMiami and The Palm Beach Post report that the costume was part of Rookie hazing, and here's video of more players in drag.
And, yet, none of this endears as anymore to the Marlins. In fact, it's just another eyeroll in our tortured but ultimately lazy fandom of the team. We apparently aren't as easily impressed as LeBron. Then again, LeBron wasn't here to witness the team dismantled not once but twice after World Series wins. In the meantime, go Twins!