Rick Sanchez's Non-Triumphant Return to Twitter
Over at his old account @ricksanchezcnn, he had 145,818 followers. At his new account, @RicksBook, he's got all of 708 so far.
Besides trying to pimp out his new book, Conventional Idiocy, he Tweets about his life. So what does a fired CNN anchor do with his new free time? Going for jogs, watching Dolphins games, and attending Hummingbird festivals.
Anyway, be sure to follow Rick for his inevitable announcement that he's returning to WSVN. Just kidding. We think?
[Wonkette: Rick Sanchez Still Alive, On Twitter]