Call 911, Go to Jail
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| Our point exactly. |
Yep, physics is the only way to explain why we have our own tag on dumb-things site Fark, why airport screeners assault each other over penis size-arguments, why in our Southernmost-- and therefore dumbest-- point women get in car crashes because they're bikini-waxing while driving.
It has to be why literally fifty percent of South Florida cannot understand that 9-1-1 is for emergencies-- and that needing to get to a Miami Lil Wayne concert from Broward County is not an emergency.
There's one thing we can't explain, though. Why are we filled with a strange possessive pride when we watch this video?
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