Mugshots Friday: AARP Tony Montana, The Neverending Fu Manchu, and The French Detective

​Can it really have been only a week ago that The Man With The Dented Head exploded the internet and sent our switchboards into hyperdrive? We'll have an update on him -- and how he got his injuries -- next week. In the meantime, Miami-Dade's jails have netted a far more mellow crew this week. Still, we probably wouldn't want to share a desert island with a couple of them.

​Arrested: 11/21/10
Charged With: Knowingly driving without a license
This would be Tony Montana today if Sosa's gunmen hadn't gotten to him.

​​Arrested: 11/20/10
Charged With: Armed robbery and aggravated battery
Okay, so we have FTW (Fuck the World, we're guessing) using bullets as periods, GOONING, ALIZEY, and... Is that 100% GOON above the eyebrow? You may think it's all good news this guy is off the street, but the 12-year-old girl who does his tattoos is despondent.