Mugshots Friday: Dented Heads, Bandanna Tattoos and Weird Beards

• Well, i feel bad for the people who have these defects, but I agree they shouldnt be commiting crimes. But refusing to put them in a mental institution or under special care is stupid, they have problems that stop them from understanding things we do. And please stop making fun of them, how would you like it if you were boning a girl and someone made fun of your dick?

• The fuck is wrong with you? One little genetic defect and you hate them? They shouldnt have commited crimes, but you cant really blame people with brain damages, like the guy with half his frontal lobe missing. Might as well blame a deaf man for not listening to you, or arrest a retarded man for failing to comply with what you said. Their damages hinder them from doing what normal people do. In any case, you are the one who needs to be removed from society. You probably hunt puppies, stab autistic children, and raped your own mother.

• lol. yes

• i dont think its cool to mock your fellow man

• Thanks for the info. It is amazing that the Village Voice would be involved in this kind of crap. They are always speaking out against human rights violations, etc.

• Why don't you do the right thing and send him your number and you two can get your freak on and then you will feel better and I am definitely sure he will feel better. So there you have it or are you just one of the "mean"peoples?

• This is just plain mean! These people are less fortunate than you are and they don't deserve to be publicly mocked over the internet... They have probably been made fun of for their looks their whole life which most likely has caused them to be driven in the wrong direction. I mean seriously! That one guy has a misfigured head! No wonder he solicited a prostitute... where else is he going to get some!?

• No one forced these people to commit crimes. He chose to solicit a prostitute, to batter someone, to not listen to police. Quit giving people excuses to break the law. "Im sorry youre poor, go ahead and steal that car, its ok."

• YOU'RE ALL BEING INSENSITIVE TO THE STUNNING LAD WITH THE GUN TATTOOED ON HIS HEAD THREE TIMES.

• @Jojo Jenkins Your right innocent until proven guilty, but it says "charged" not "convicted". Also these photos and what they are charged with is public record. They didn't release their names. Which they very well could have. An what was written about them would never standup in court as any form of defamation.

• Yea.. I deal with these people all the time. And there is nothing to be sorry for. People CHOOSE to do things. How do you explain people who grew up in the same situations and grow up to be productive members off society??

• You lot of WHINGERS are more INTERESTING and take longer to read than the actual BLOG should call it WHINGING HALFWIT FRIDAY! Ha! Ha!

• Annoyed says: Charged but not convicted? So much fro innocent until proven guilty. the legal concept of "innocent until proven guilty" deals with how the prosecutor builds his or her case against a suspect. it has NOTHING to do with how the public perceives a case... or suspect. I... an individual.... YOU... an individual.. can believe damn well what we want. you can even say it.... to an extent. watch this..... I... JLB... believe, wholeheartedly, that O.J. killed his wife. i also believe you may be a big dumb dumb.

• I have a disability. People "made fun" of me all my childhood for it. These people would say cruel things "just playin" then if they were angry "just cause I was mad" and if they didnt like me at all "I dont care" So for the people who are on here.....shame on you for making fun of people regardless of circumstances. The guy with a missing part of skull was either born that way or he ws in a serious accident. "Freaks of nature"..... you would have called them that regardless Its you that are the freaks..

• seriously? making fun of a guy with a head injury? everyone else on here is an asshole and okay, maybe they do deserve to get made fun of because its obvious as hell that they tend to act the bully half the time, but how goddamned LOW can you get to make fun of someone who survived an accident and has to live with such a severe disfigurement as a result? what kind of ass backwards, sexually frustrated, mentally regressed individual do you have to be to PUBLISH this shit?

• I wonder if the brotha gets half off on hair cut's .

• Probably happened in a GUN FIGHT with his homies. Since when do all these bleeding heart liberals defend those who have allready been CAUGHT IN THE ACT of being degenerates. as far as jojo goes only criminals have rights. BTW jojo i hacked your HDD and have fun getting the virus out u dipshit.

• I agree with Ry-man up top. Inanimate web pages ARE assholes. Get with the program man.

• Gus, You sure come across some interesting shit. Everyone else, Shut the fuck up. "Poor souls"? Really? They didn't accidentally kill people and disobey the police. They chose their paths and they get what's coming to them. Karma... duh. Everyone needs to stop trying to be some new-age hippie whiny bastard. If these people were hanging out on your front lawn, in your rich white neighborhood, you wouldn't step outside and bring them lemonade, you would call the police! You would call the cops, even if they weren't doing anything wrong. There is no way that people can avoid being judgmental. It's a natural human way of life. So grow some fucking balls, and stop being pansies. Maybe your bicycle shorts are riding up your asses too much.

• You suppose that guy got up in the morning and said I have a half a mind to get arrested today?

• ....LOVE YOU JoJo Jenkins!!!! yes it's easy to create and publish sad crap like this but its also easy to call ya on it and finally someone brave enough to do it! karma is definitely a bitch and will bite hard on the ass of ANYone who profits a shred [in $ or attention] from shredding or generalizing or debasing or further humiliating those who are already DOWN for whatever reasons. this rag and all those cop reality sadness shows. just awful mirrors we crave staring in. but bad bad bad juju for anyone w a human heart... shows your true colors when you see those you presume to look down on....

• jojo jenkins... eat a big bowl of crazy for breakfast? poor people are funny and so are you.

• jojo, u mad?

• jojo, which one be your babby?

• Wow! This has been great! I haven't laughed this hard and not a bit at the pictures! Reading your comments and seeing how so many of you need to be right about your point, has been the greatest entertainment for sometime. I'll pass this on so others can also see the lunacy!

• well i will help these people get payback. look up arin data for the site. track it back to the owner and author. get addresses of there homes and business. then contact the people whom have been humiliated and give them said information. innocent until proven guilty. these people have a right to sue the site. libel, slander. one should look up the crime in which they commit. there is no need for this type of post. Registrant: Village Voice Media 1201 E. Jefferson St. Phoenix, Arizona 85034 United States Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com) Domain Name: MIAMINEWTIMES.COM Created on: 08-Nov-95 Expires on: 07-Nov-11 Last Updated on: 01-Feb-10 Administrative Contact: Dobbins, Heather dom-admin@newtimes.com Village Voice Media 1201 E. Jefferson St. Phoenix, Arizona 85034 United States 6022710040 Technical Contact: Dobbins, Heather dom-admin@newtimes.com Village Voice Media 1201 E. Jefferson St. Phoenix, Arizona 85034 United States 6022710040 Domain servers in listed order: NS0.DNSMADEEASY.COM NS1.NEWTIMES.COM and if i must post more here i will. also to the OP dont think banning an ip will do you any good. you would need to ban all of cox, verizon, comcast, rogers etc to stop me. for the future if you have one. watch what you do and to whom you do it. PAYBACK IS A BITCH AND I AM THAT BITCH

• OK, I'm not from Miami. This isn't actually a print publication, is it? Because this smacks of amateur 'news' blogs, dependent on backlinks for relevancy. Seriously, Gus Garcia-Roberts, you're not a journalist. You're entirely worthless.

• Miaminewtimes huh. Wow. You guys are really doing something here. This kind of idea always comes down to one man (or freak of a woman). So my message is for you. Karma is real and things have a way of evening out. You will find yourself in need. You will find yourself lacking. You will be made to understand the people you've disgraced here. Do not look back and question why this has happened to you. And do not expect mercy from the world after you have hardened your heart and turned your back on it.

• I'm not from here--do people in Florida actually take this newspaper seriously? This is totally unprofessional.

• God, should be ashamed for way he's let this world go to hell. He was guilty of this from the beginning. If that isn't bad enough look at the races that hate one another. So why are they here? Why are we all here...to suffer that's what. Have these people brought this on themselves? I believe that God and Satan are like peas in a pod, just as friendly and hatefilled as can be. What should these poor souls do? Maybe become Jehovah's Witnesses with their insidious ideas of 200,000 of THEM going to a heaven on earth. Bull crap literally, what a place to be forced to live.

• Okay lets stop all the bleeding heart LibTard B.S.! These people committed crimes and need to be punished not get a hug. If you DemocRATS got mugged by one of these you would sing a different tune.

• It's a cross section view of Miami, The Banana Republic of South Florida.

• also the guy with, as you guys put it, "no brain" was obviously in some sort of an accident.. you can see the scar, of where they put the breathing tube, on his neck..

• Is this for real?? If it is ...What the fuck happened to this guy??? Did he lose his sky being a show off average dick in society..or perhaps was he in the military?? what the fuck??? If the latter is true everyone making fun go fuck themselves... BIGTIME Nonetheless, Wllie smokes weed, Dylan can't sing anymore so give this fuckin guy a break & let him get laid ! signed, a lil "ole lady from Tennessee

• wow okay so heres the thing. these people who grew up in different homestyles than we did may have made some bad decisions... but that gives us no right to mock them... if i made a mistake i`d rather not be mocked for it. i`d rather keep it to myself.. wouldn`t you??... seriously people.. grow up

• The guy with no brain is Eric Lynch. Just google him.

• Charged but not convicted? So much fro innocent until proven guilty.

• GTFO! Entertaining reading over here at Kandahar Airfield, Afghanistan. But then, the goat-fuckers are pretty weird too. So we have Igor and a an aged, violent Hymie, with a smattering of civilly disobedient grandma's, not-so-bright potential illegals, and one woman who looks like Michael Jackson, but might have been the prostitute the half-brain was visiting! Daddy like! Keep this shit up. Takes our minds off the war!

• I found this on Reddit and didn't realize I was reading a blog associated with a newspaper. Wow. Hello Idiocracy. One step closer.

• Funniest thing I've ever seen. People like this need to be removed from society before they reproduce!

• Whoa, that dude with the top of his head missing is wild. www.privacy-tools.edu.tc

• Looks like the graduating class at my daughter's High School.

• Cops don't just go around arresting random people either.

• @John: Nobody's committed any of these crimes. Oh right, the police are now judges and juries as well, and they never, ever arrest anybody that isn't innocent. And the sky in the world you live in is bright pink too, isn't it?

• Gus, you realize someone is probably gonna come after you for this right?

• Wow, all this does for me is point out that some people that get arrested seem to be because of mental illness or brain injury. That alone shows a screwed-up sense of social priorities, and the newspaper mocking them just shows why this will never be fixed: those that are in part supposed to be enlightening people are down wallowing in the gutter instead. And before you start sputtering "but they're criminals!", remember that a mugshot is not a conviction of anything. Oh yeah, you forgot that as well, Mr. Journalist-of-the-year.

• "People who are impoverished are more likely to get arrested than those who are well-off." I think something happens in between being poor and getting arrested though...like committing a crime.

• the important thing to remember is, you're all assholes.

• @John: allegedly...

• How are they going to arrest a dude with a messed up dome for trying to get with a prostitute? That's like arresting a guy with no legs for stealing someone's Segway.

• Yeah lets not make fun of these poor souls. Someone needs to stand up for people like this. People who through no fault of their own have accidentally committed Aggravated assault and battery on a person over 65. People who inadvertently committed Fraud, forgery, grand theft auto. People minding their own business and who's only fault was they were running around with a gun selling cocaine. People who just wanted to go driving around (while drunk) Im sure if he had killed someone he would have stopped and called the police or an ambulance. Fucking bleeding heart liberals.

• Yeah lets not make fun of these poor souls. Someone needs to stand up for people like this. People who through no fault of their own have accidentally committed Aggravated assault and battery on a person over 65. People who inadvertently committed Fraud, forgery, grand theft auto. People minding their own business and who's only fault was they were running around with a gun selling cocaine. People who just wanted to go driving around (while drunk) Im sure if he had killed someone he would have stopped and called the police or an ambulance. Fucking bleeding heart liberals.

• People who are impoverished are more likely to get arrested than those who are well-off. They're also more likely to lack access to medical care, and many of these deformations are the result of either birth defects or medical neglect. So I really don't get what the point is of making fun of poor people who can't afford doctors. The mission of journalism is to "afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted." But I guess the New Times wants to "afflict the afflicted." Your publication is an asshole.

• @Ein Rand Obviously, he should have used his brain before soliciting a prostitute, no idea why he'd do that -- he's only a walking freak of nature. And while we're at it, let's make fun of old ladies and Jews! Way to go, Miami New Times!

• @Noregister: shut up, you weirdo Republican.

• Really? How can you blame a guy who doesn't have a forebrain for failure to color between the lines?

• Less fortunate element? I assume you mean criminal element. These are mugshots, not food stamp applications.

• I'm with Jason M. This is hilarious!

• Ah, nothing like a little mean-spirited ribbing of the less fortunate and worse-off element of the community in which you live.

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