Mugshots Friday: Dented Heads, Bandanna Tattoos and Weird Beards

Categories: Crime, News
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Welcome to our first-ever Mugshots Friday -- a collection of the craziest Miami-Dade County booking photos from the previous week. We're going back two weeks just this time. And whoo, boy do we have a strong inaugural class.






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Arrested: 11/09/10
Charged With: Carrying a concealed weapon.
This photo is not altered.

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Arrested: 11/09/10
Charged with: Solicitation of a prostitute
Neither is this one. Okay, what the fuck is going on with dudes' heads in Miami-Dade? (P.S. Yes, this photo is real. Click here for more mugshots of the same man.)

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Arrested: 11/09/10
Charged with: Fugitive, out of state warrant
Hmm, how do you think cops identified him? Maybe because HE'S THE ONLY MAN IN THE COUNTRY WITH A BANDANA TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD.

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Arrested: 11/05/10
Charged with: Failure to obey police officer
She's in a gang. They walk the mall at seven in the morning and then microwave scrambled eggs from yesterday. It's harrowing.

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Arrested: 11/13/10
Charged with: Driving under the influence
Thank god the Men in Black finally caught this guy.
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62 comments
strav56
strav56

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE ACTUALLY HUMAN!!! SCARY!!!

Alec Arthur Jones
Alec Arthur Jones

If I ever am arrested, I hope my mugshot looks at least half as bad ass as the guy with blood on his face.

Masingerz
Masingerz

i dont think its cool to mock your fellow man

carissa
carissa

This is just plain mean! These people are less fortunate than you are and they don't deserve to be publicly mocked over the internet... They have probably been made fun of for their looks their whole life which most likely has caused them to be driven in the wrong direction. I mean seriously! That one guy has a misfigured head! No wonder he solicited a prostitute... where else is he going to get some!?

CraigD
CraigD

YOU'RE ALL BEING INSENSITIVE TO THE STUNNING LAD WITH THE GUN TATTOOED ON HIS HEAD THREE TIMES.

Anonymous
Anonymous

@Jojo JenkinsYour right innocent until proven guilty, but it says "charged" not "convicted". Also these photos and what they are charged with is public record. They didn't release their names. Which they very well could have. An what was written about them would never standup in court as any form of defamation.

Intelligence
Intelligence

Yea.. I deal with these people all the time. And there is nothing to be sorry for. People CHOOSE to do things.

How do you explain people who grew up in the same situations and grow up to be productive members off society??

COMMENT
COMMENT

You lot of WHINGERS are more INTERESTING and take longer to read than the actual BLOGshould call it WHINGING HALFWIT FRIDAY! Ha! Ha!

JLB
JLB

Annoyed says:

Charged but not convicted? So much fro innocent until proven guilty.

the legal concept of "innocent until proven guilty" deals with how the prosecutor builds his or her case against a suspect.

it has NOTHING to do with how the public perceives a case... or suspect.

I... an individual.... YOU... an individual.. can believe damn well what we want.

you can even say it.... to an extent.

watch this.....

I... JLB... believe, wholeheartedly, that O.J. killed his wife.

i also believe you may be a big dumb dumb.

Johnette
Johnette

I have a disability. People "made fun" of me all my childhood for it. These people would say cruel things "just playin" then if they were angry "just cause I was mad" and if they didnt like me at all "I dont care"

So for the people who are on here.....shame on you for making fun of people regardless of circumstances. The guy with a missing part of skull was either born that way or he ws in a serious accident. "Freaks of nature"..... you would have called them that regardlessIts you that are the freaks..

becky
becky

seriously? making fun of a guy with a head injury? everyone else on here is an asshole and okay, maybe they do deserve to get made fun of because its obvious as hell that they tend to act the bully half the time, but how goddamned LOW can you get to make fun of someone who survived an accident and has to live with such a severe disfigurement as a result? what kind of ass backwards, sexually frustrated, mentally regressed individual do you have to be to PUBLISH this shit?

b money
b money

I wonder if the brotha gets half off on hair cut's .

Lame Lagger
Lame Lagger

Probably happened in a GUN FIGHT with his homies. Since when do all these bleeding heart liberals defend those who have allready been CAUGHT IN THE ACT of being degenerates. as far as jojo goes only criminals have rights. BTW jojo i hacked your HDD and have fun getting the virus out u dipshit.

Will
Will

I agree with Ry-man up top. Inanimate web pages ARE assholes. Get with the program man.

Evi
Evi

Gus,You sure come across some interesting shit.

Everyone else,Shut the fuck up. "Poor souls"? Really? They didn't accidentally kill people and disobey the police. They chose their paths and they get what's coming to them. Karma... duh. Everyone needs to stop trying to be some new-age hippie whiny bastard. If these people were hanging out on your front lawn, in your rich white neighborhood, you wouldn't step outside and bring them lemonade, you would call the police! You would call the cops, even if they weren't doing anything wrong. There is no way that people can avoid being judgmental. It's a natural human way of life. So grow some fucking balls, and stop being pansies. Maybe your bicycle shorts are riding up your asses too much.

Terry
Terry

You suppose that guy got up in the morning and said I have a half a mind to get arrested today?

sss
sss

....LOVE YOU JoJo Jenkins!!!!

yes it's easy to create and publish sad crap like this but its also easy to call ya on it and finally someone brave enough to do it!

karma is definitely a bitch and will bite hard on the ass of ANYone who profits a shred [in $ or attention] from shredding or generalizing or debasing or further humiliating those who are already DOWN for whatever reasons.this rag and all those cop reality sadness shows. just awful mirrors we crave staring in. but bad bad bad juju for anyone w a human heart...

shows your true colors when you see those you presume to look down on....

nojo
nojo

jojo jenkins... eat a big bowl of crazy for breakfast? poor people are funny and so are you.

Anonymous
Anonymous

jojo, which one be your babby?

Tears in my eyes in Texas
Tears in my eyes in Texas

Wow! This has been great! I haven't laughed this hard and not a bit at the pictures! Reading your comments and seeing how so many of you need to be right about your point, has been the greatest entertainment for sometime. I'll pass this on so others can also see the lunacy!

jojo jenkins
jojo jenkins

well i will help these people get payback.

look up arin data for the site. track it back to the owner and author. get addresses of there homes and business. then contact the people whom have been humiliated and give them said information.

innocent until proven guilty.

these people have a right to sue the site.

libel, slander. one should look up the crime in which they commit.

there is no need for this type of post.

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for the future if you have one. watch what you do and to whom you do it.

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Nick
Nick

OK, I'm not from Miami. This isn't actually a print publication, is it? Because this smacks of amateur 'news' blogs, dependent on backlinks for relevancy.

Seriously, Gus Garcia-Roberts, you're not a journalist. You're entirely worthless.

Dorian
Dorian

Miaminewtimes huh. Wow. You guys are really doing something here. This kind of idea always comes down to one man (or freak of a woman). So my message is for you.

Karma is real and things have a way of evening out. You will find yourself in need. You will find yourself lacking. You will be made to understand the people you've disgraced here.

Do not look back and question why this has happened to you. And do not expect mercy from the world after you have hardened your heart and turned your back on it.

Deana
Deana

I'm not from here--do people in Florida actually take this newspaper seriously? This is totally unprofessional.

Alexis Boudreau
Alexis Boudreau

God, should be ashamed for way he's let this world go to hell. He was guilty of this from the beginning. If that isn't bad enough look at the races that hate one another. So why are they here? Why are we all here...to suffer that's what. Have these people brought this on themselves? I believe that God and Satan are like peas in a pod, just as friendly and hatefilled as can be. What should these poor souls do? Maybe become Jehovah's Witnesses with their insidious ideas of 200,000 of THEM going to a heaven on earth. Bull crap literally, what a place to be forced to live.

Snod
Snod

Okay lets stop all the bleeding heart LibTard B.S.! These people committed crimes and need to be punished not get a hug. If you DemocRATS got mugged by one of these you would sing a different tune.

MeanOldWhiteMan
MeanOldWhiteMan

It's a cross section view of Miami, The Banana Republic of South Florida.

jack
jack

also the guy with, as you guys put it, "no brain" was obviously in some sort of an accident.. you can see the scar, of where they put the breathing tube, on his neck..

chattanooga
chattanooga

Is this for real?? If it is ...What the fuck happened to this guy??? Did he lose his sky being a show off average dick in society..or perhaps was he in the military?? what the fuck???If the latter is true everyone making fun go fuck themselves... BIGTIMENonetheless, Wllie smokes weed, Dylan can't sing anymore so give this fuckin guy a break & let him get laid !signed, a lil "ole lady from Tennessee

Jack
Jack

wow okay so heres the thing. these people who grew up in different homestyles than we did may have made some bad decisions... but that gives us no right to mock them... if i made a mistake i`d rather not be mocked for it. i`d rather keep it to myself.. wouldn`t you??... seriously people.. grow up

Bill D
Bill D

The guy with no brain is Eric Lynch. Just google him.

Annoyed
Annoyed

Charged but not convicted? So much fro innocent until proven guilty.

RadioResearch
RadioResearch

GTFO! Entertaining reading over here at Kandahar Airfield, Afghanistan. But then, the goat-fuckers are pretty weird too.

So we have Igor and a an aged, violent Hymie, with a smattering of civilly disobedient grandma's, not-so-bright potential illegals, and one woman who looks like Michael Jackson, but might have been the prostitute the half-brain was visiting!

Daddy like! Keep this shit up. Takes our minds off the war!

wow
wow

I found this on Reddit and didn't realize I was reading a blog associated with a newspaper. Wow. Hello Idiocracy. One step closer.

Bleeding heart liberal
Bleeding heart liberal

Funniest thing I've ever seen. People like this need to be removed from society before they reproduce!

Holy Crap
Holy Crap

Looks like the graduating class at my daughter's High School.

Joe
Joe

@John: Nobody's committed any of these crimes. Oh right, the police are now judges and juries as well, and they never, ever arrest anybody that isn't innocent. And the sky in the world you live in is bright pink too, isn't it?

Rob
Rob

Gus, you realize someone is probably gonna come after you for this right?

joe
joe

Wow, all this does for me is point out that some people that get arrested seem to be because of mental illness or brain injury. That alone shows a screwed-up sense of social priorities, and the newspaper mocking them just shows why this will never be fixed: those that are in part supposed to be enlightening people are down wallowing in the gutter instead.

And before you start sputtering "but they're criminals!", remember that a mugshot is not a conviction of anything. Oh yeah, you forgot that as well, Mr. Journalist-of-the-year.

Corey
Corey

"People who are impoverished are more likely to get arrested than those who are well-off."

I think something happens in between being poor and getting arrested though...like committing a crime.

Give the poor guy some head.
Give the poor guy some head.

Why don't you do the right thing and send him your number and you two can get your freak on and then you will feel better and I am definitely sure he will feel better. So there you have it or are you just one of the "mean"peoples?

Ingleseeuu
Ingleseeuu

Thanks for the info. It is amazing that the Village Voice would be involved in this kind of crap. They are always speaking out against human rights violations, etc.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well, i feel bad for the people who have these defects, but I agree they shouldnt be commiting crimes. But refusing to put them in a mental institution or under special care is stupid, they have problems that stop them from understanding things we do.And please stop making fun of them, how would you like it if you were boning a girl and someone made fun of your dick?

Anonymous
Anonymous

The fuck is wrong with you? One little genetic defect and you hate them? They shouldnt have commited crimes, but you cant really blame people with brain damages, like the guy with half his frontal lobe missing. Might as well blame a deaf man for not listening to you, or arrest a retarded man for failing to comply with what you said. Their damages hinder them from doing what normal people do. In any case, you are the one who needs to be removed from society. You probably hunt puppies, stab autistic children, and raped your own mother.

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