Yes, That Flattened Head Mugshot is Real

• is his head real! i mean really!

• I know someone with that problem, and you are spot on

• Hey don't go dissing on the Fat women (LOL)

• WRONG! Hate to burst your hate bubble, especially since you libs are supposed to be so nonjudgmental, and superior, but this guy is a registered Liberal Democrat. So much for your liberal enlightenment, huh...

• He must take a lot of dilantin

• Two slavs came and fucked him up. They didn't get prosecuted.

• If I were a bird, his head's the place to be....

• bring on the xray images

• Pobrecito! He is clearly not well, so what if he gets some sucia to show him a good time? I mean, if he's paying for it...then HE DESERVES SOME LOVIN' I mean he ain't rapping anybody? is he? i hope not

• On Thanksgiving we give thanks for a lot of things. For this young man, he is thankful for being alive. 

• hey people stop hating on him ...he cant help it....i hope something worse than that happens to you....I am normally pulley but this is to much..some of you would take suicide if your were in he's shoes....he turn to drugs and hookers because of ppl like you killing him inside...listen....man he needs help and stop hating on him... if you feel better in side to make jokes of him then you are sick...

• wow the maturity of people. How some people can be so humane to others.

• Are you serious? Thank God there is a system in place to force pieces of %$#& like you to deal humanely with others. I am afraid to think of what this society would be like if it were ever subject to the heartlessness of your character minus your fear of the police. You dogs.

• Are you serious? Thank God there is still the system to force pieces of $%&* to deal humanely with each other because I would be afraid to see what would happen if society was ever subject to the heartlessness of your character.

• Kill yourself, you insensitive low life. You are a shame to the human race.

• Fate is worse than Karma

• My best guess is this guy's head can hold a lot of weight

• is that u in the pic then??..based on YOUR comments....you either feel for this guy or not..make up your short lil mind!!..that must be u in the pic!!!

• Seems like they should be able to fashion a prosthetic for him. You know, like a skull made from the materials they make fake knees from, and filled with something inert, like a breast implant or something, so that it isn't just hollow and accumulating fluid. I don't know, I'm not a doctor but if they're transplanting faces and helping victims of acid attacks...seems like this dude should get some reconstructive love.

• Not only that, think of how much guacamole dip he can hold up there!

• Still looks like a terrorist to me.

• where does the brain go?

•  Why seize the unfortunate felled designed for alternative out of bed hookers? encompass a quantity of compassion! He's not receiving whichever by any additional resources.

• Why take into custody the unfortunate felled for alternative up hookers? encompass a few clemency! He's not in receipt of any by some other earnings.  

• How is this guy even alive still, much less committing crimes? He should go on Ripley's, they'd pay him I'm sure.  

• I feel sad for Carlos. His soul is crying out for help big time. He needs to know Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Holy Father will hold him, protect him and bring him true happiness to his heart. God will heal his soul because he created him and He love Carlos more than anyone else can. There is a purpose why Carlos is still alive. I pray that Carlos will come to learn how much God love him. God Bless ((hugs))

• Could be a war wound. Really. That guy could be injured war vet, can you blame him for picking up hookers and bad behaviour if he has lost his frontal lobea may have also PTSD?

• Yes I would. And he'd come in super handy at our family reunions. Just think of having a coaster for your beer that can follow you around!

• He's not looking for a hooker - he's just asking for some "head" ..... Lol

• oh god

• There was a guy like this in France- most of his cranial cavity was taken up by a fluid-filled sac, and he had about 25% of the brain volume of an ordinary human being. However, this was only noticed after a routine x-ray. The man had an IQ of 75. He was a civil servant. Had he not been busted, this guy could have netted himself government work. As of now, it's the circus.

• That dimple in his head most likely means he has no frontal lobe, the frontal lobe my friend is the part that let's us reason, and figure out for ourselves, if our choice is bad and we want to take the chance for whatever risk may be entailed.

• Thank sucks, poor guy.

•  Not a fake. A real man. People can have deformalities like that. I bet his head was bashed in when he was young and his brain adapted to the changes.

• He obviously doesnt have a brain or he would stop getting in trouble... He looks muslim. they should use him as suicide bomber!! lol

• hey dickhead maybe he was in a separate vehicle  

• I love how you're over here casting stones at this poor guy who so obviously has been dicked over by God and the universe in general, when in reality it is you who will answer for your sins at judging this man by a picture and few words in a satirical article making fun of him for something he can't help. Judgement Day is coming, but not for this guy. He's lived his hell and will go on to better things once he's done with this life, but you will probably come back as a cockroach. And you know what? You know better and he probably doesn't, so what the fuck is YOUR excuse?

• GATOR DON'T TAKE NO SHIT

• i wonder if a drunk chic didnt notice his head until she was fucking him on top and then when she saw it she puked in his head lol.

• "Chattanooga Choo Choo" Is that because you're one of those fatass southern women that don't know when to shut up? As far as this guy goes, who cares? He screwed up his life in obviously more than one way, so he deserves to be made fun of.

• If he is focused on finding a woman who would love him for who he is as I have read in the comments below then it still wouldn't hurt to clean yourself up a little. Try shaving a nixing the unibrow for starters. This appears to be the result of something beyond his control. But you can control the unibrow.

• Holy shit....can I say dumb or dumber..lol

• poor guy ..

• God dam what the fuck happend to his dome

• His has no frontal lobe. No wonder the guy can't make a decent decision

• OMG

• TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury. 39% caused by firearms, 34% by motor-vehicle accidents and falls and other causes rounding out the list (10 and 17%, respectively). Having said all that, the picture is worth a thousand words. It's what makes us different that we find so difficult to get our (yes, pun intended) heads around. In some ways it's sad, in others gross and finally, it is funny to come up with comedy relief.

• what I don't understand is why the doctors couldn't fix some sort of surgery steel skull or something, to replace the missing skull and let the poor guy have a normal life

• Was a mugshot really necessary? I mean "Missing the top of his head" is a pretty rare thing, doesnt really require visual reference. Im almost certain that using "Missing the top of his head" will be obvious when you see it.

• I thought you donated your brain to science only AFTER you died.

• Because we have a full brain if u voted the other way thank god there are not that many half brain nitwicks in the world.

• What does the "w" stand for in that acronym..."WIDE" People need to stop being so cruel. Just imagine this was one of your own family members, you wouldn't be laughing, I am sure.

• There was a similar guy in the UK http://www.metro.co.uk/news/736402-man-loses-half-his-head-in-brutal-attack

• There was a similar guy in the UKhttp://www.metro.co.uk/news/736402-man-loses-half-his-head-in-brutal-attack

• zombi ate his brains!!!

• alot is not a word in the English language. Just stop it!

• Way to understand facetious expressions, buttplug.

• Now we see the importance of when we hear the words "heads up"!!

• At least he walks around with very few things on his mind!!! My geebus!

• oH my thats not real is it.. YIKES Looks like a horse hoof.. ugh this can't be true.

• I have half a mind to.... never mind.

• I've seen him sulking around the Falls Shopping Center. I thought I was going nuts when he lifted his baseball cap briefly and I saw the missing chunk of head. If he's still alive, I'm sure Rep. Giffords will be just fine.

• Dave, you suck.

• The real "Bonx" adventure

• These arseholes should pay for this poor guy's cosmetic reconstructive surgery, or anything else he needs to ensure that insensitive pricks will no longer take cheap shots in print. Dickheads.

• I think it's worse to type in all caps.

• Oh, Contrair! I heard he works in the federal govt.

• Yeah, go ahead and laugh. But the stories about arrests and mug shots are not true. The Chinese Government DID Photoshop the pics to make them look like mug shots. This guy is Obama's Assistant Chief of Staff for International Security and Military Strategy. Now, when you think to yourself as you ponder our foreign policy and say, "If he only had half a brain..." Well, he does, or at least his Assistant Chief of Staff that gives direction from the White House for policy and strategy does. Thank God his brain function is limited in the damage it can do!

• He has attractive features. If he's as nice as people say he is, I'd date him if he cleaned up his beard and waxed his unibrow.

• Lmfwao!

• Then don't look!

• Just think of the money he saves on shampoo and conditioner

• Is so sad read the comments from some people with a FULL head but inside no brain..how cruel a person can be with a person like this men that I am sure he went trough alot. Look around it could happen to u or one of your family members...

• I hope the first criterion used is the one about tho shalt not judge....

• i wonder how is head got like that poor guy :( if i saw him id give him a hug lol

• well half his brain is missing. Give him so slack

• Jesus Christ Jay Leno get a real job

• The word you're looking for is 'resent'. 'resemble' means look like. Or are you trying to say you look like that remark.

• WOW!!

• Anybody else thinking about neuroscience right now and how he is normal with a 2d brain?

• DUUUUHHHH!!!! photoshopped

• I am stunned at the lack of compassion for this man. Put yourself in his shoes! Stop with the cruel jokes! This could happen to you or your loved one at any moment.

• He has lost his frontal lobe, and a bit behind it. Was he a victim of a crime? I read a post here where it was said that a person had attempted to kill him with a shotgun, maybe the paper could do an interview with him about it. Missing the front of your brain would leave you in a poor position socially, loosing quite a bit of your reasoning powers. I'm surprised he survived.

• He still has more brains than Sarah Palin.

• wtf??

• I don't know if anybody posted this yet but taking into account the hookers and by looking at his mugshot I'm 100% sure he was about to "get some head" I know..it was so easy...

• well he has no frontal lobe so he has no impulse control. its really sad and its kind of cruel to have him in the site I think.

• I wonder who cuts his hair? At any rate, he does look pretty sharp.

• PRO BONO CASE! There has to be a physician or hospital out there with more resourcees than this man will ever have that could change his life forever. All he needs is some assitance from a physician who can....Imagine how he must feel!

• These "joking" comments are hateful and disgusting. Anyone who makes fun of this guy must have some really serious "shortcomings". ...of course the only time they will admit these shortcomings is when they are ALONE - because deep down they know that they suck bad.

• I hope there aren't any Chilean coal miners trapped in there!

• Now he'll never be the "head" of a major corporation...

• i wanna eat a bowl of cereal outta his deformed head!

• "Now class, this is what happens to you when you masturbate too much as a child."

• saw his brother the other night in the wizard of oz. the scarecrow,looking for a brain!

• what happens when its raining?

• Yeah, guys, I'm sure it'd just be the joke of a lifetime if it happened to you.

• People keep saying that he should wear a hat. I'm sure he does normally wear a hat...I certainly would. This is a mugshot. I'm sure they're not allowed to wear them in mugshots.

• pahahaha says: "Put him in a.fucking psycho ward to be nice..." Are you SERIOUS!? That is the most ignorant comment on here. He looks different so put him in a "psycho ward"? Does that make sense to any one else? Shut the fuck up.

• come to Amsterdam were the gras is green the girls are pretty and the hookers for free

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