A Posner Family Christmas Card, in Your New Times Next Week
|Conchita (in the ginger wig) tries to make the best of a difficult 2010 in our first-ever Posner family Christmas card|
So in honor of super-citizens like the late real estate tycoon Steven Posner, Riptide offers a sneak peak at our Posner family Christmas card. It's written by Conchita Posner, a chihuahua who wears $20,000 outfits. Need we say more?
La Familia Posner is not what it used to be, amigos. Now I'm owner-less, surrounded by idiots who get paid millions to scoop my shit but still can't do it right, and, to top it all off, some pinche cat stole my ginger wig while I was passed out on Quaaludes last weekend. Whoever took it, just remember: I'm Mexican. El Chapo Guzman's guard dog is a friend of mine. Me entiendes?
The whole piñata started to break apart last winter....
Pick-up a copy next week to see the complete card in all its peurility.
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