Mugshots Friday: Fat White Guys With Neck Tattoos, a Touch of Class, and Ghetto Screech
Charged with: Battery with a deadly weapon
Quick, grab a Sharpie! Turn it into 805 and people will think he's from Santa Barbara.
Charged with: Strongarmed robbery
Dad? Talk about a midlife crisis...
Charged with: Loitering and consuming alcohol in public
Not only does this guy look like he'd be a hoot antique shopping, and he's rocking a shirt covered in cigars, but his first name is-- we shit you not-- Genius. We don't get many Geniuses on Mugshots Friday.