Tiger Woods' Penis Beats LeBron for "Sports Story of the Year"
I guess AP voters decided that Tiger Woods' sucking this year -- he lost his number one world ranking -- was enough of a story. Let's be honest though, the story really buzzed for the parade of alleged mistresses who came forward, the over-analyzed press conference, and Woods' eventual divorce in August.
The New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Win, right here in Miami, took the second spot.
The voters put the generically named NBA "Free Agency Frenzy" at number three. The AP does make it clear though the votes were pretty much all for the formation of the Heat big three. Though, really, what other purely sports story really generated as much, ahem, heat?
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