LeBron James' Birthday Cake Probably Cost More Than Your House

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LeBron James' is not known for his subtlety or modesty. The man threw himself a lavish 26th birthday party this weekend at Coco De Ville, which he didn't even pay for. Sponsorship packages were selling for $10,000 to $500,000.

And of course no b-day party is complete without a cake. This being LeBron though, he didn't settle for any Publix sheet cake. His was a four-tier affair complete with a crown and Swarovski crystals. Basically, the pastry looked like it cost more than your house.

LeBron had his cake and Tweeted it too.

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Do you think anyone choked on a crystal?

This is the most ridiculous Miami Heat-related cake since Alec Baldwin's daughter had a cake replica of Lil Wayne's head made while he was wearing a Dwyane Wade Band-Aid.

Update: The cake is the handy work of local bakery Divine Delicacies (which, judging from their Twitter pic, also made a fine cake for Dwyane Wade's Birthday). 

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Cakeeater
Cakeeater

Ugly is right..... this is a crappy wedding cake with a crown.... want to see some real custom cakes.... check out www.etcakes.com

Woodt971
Woodt971

Lebron is the BEST! I LOVE KING JAMES!!! for all you haters he can care less about the stupid comments thats not stopping him from making money,his money over flowing so get a life and stop hating.He is BLESSED!!!

SCARY...!!
SCARY...!!

That's one UGLY looking cake!! LMAO, it looks like something a kid made, ONLY WORSE...!!

Lbj
Lbj

Supwidat, bro! Man, youse showin out on whitey!! Yeah Bron!

Barnetp
Barnetp

Way to go LBJ, I am a Clevelander and you will always be one of my favorite person. Love the cake. Happy Birthday. Throughout all the negativety, I am glad you are continuing to celebrate. Peace!!!!!

Joansfitness
Joansfitness

think about people who have no jobs. What a waste of cake.

i want ur mom
i want ur mom

What does this cake have to do with Unemployment?? Haha, lebron has so much money he wipes his ass with hundreds...don't hate cause ur a broke biznitch....bum...

sweet tooth
sweet tooth

well someone had a job making that cake!

Neen Lin
Neen Lin

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e-book
e-book

Where is the candle?

Manmountain
Manmountain

and thats why so many ex-professional athletes declare bankruptcy after their playing days are done. I know he didn't pay for this one, but its just a example of how they throw their multi million dollar contract money away. No better way of saying, "boy, do I love mysef!"

charles
charles

this guy is a special kind of jerk. with all his money, he wouldn't he even pay for his own party. who really gives a shit about this dumb-ass squirrel. i hope only the worst for him.

Gentooguy
Gentooguy

Perhaps he should help some of his relatives in Africa to get some food to eat with some of that money. Oh never mind I forgot people without brains can't think and therefore spend all of their money on stupid crap. I hope he goes broke soon and at this rate it looks like it won't be a problem.

lil wheezy
lil wheezy

What makes you think that he has realitives in Africa? Every black person doesn't have relaitives in Africa, you ignorant person!. You wish you had the change he put in his pocket every day. Mayne he should feed your family, whereever they may come form. You sound like you may be "poor white trash"!!!!!!!

Thefreakinsideyou
Thefreakinsideyou

I really hope it tasted spectacular; because that's one ugly ass cake. Its proportions r off and it's just tacky in a completely unredimable way.

Scasterlow
Scasterlow

you can't even spell REDEEMABLE, you have a lot of nerve!

Audreylee2
Audreylee2

Lebron is a good player. Most people do no like good or greatness. Lebron will be NBA man of 2011, all who dislike him, start sup that up!!!!

Sean Schraeder
Sean Schraeder

the guy has no taste or class, that's why people hate him.

Henryandlizienamorado
Henryandlizienamorado

He probably hasn't been to vicky bakery yet in hialeah. The cake would've probably tasted a lot better. Lol.

HEAT
HEAT

No chance .

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