Marco Rubio, Frederica Wilson Make List of Congressional Hotties
|Marco Rubio + Riptide, 4-eva!|
"There are so many new members of Congress this year -- and some of them are even attractive, by Washington standards!," writes Jim Newell. "We've studied them all and plucked only the 'sexiest.' And your Gawker editors have scored them, to boot," before adding, "Also: Some of these people aren't hot in any way. But we thought you'd like to see pictures of them anyway."
Who got what out of this past election? Republicans got a ~60-seat gain in the House of Representatives. But Democrats got some crazy hat lady from south Florida! Frederica Wilson, we believe, is the only member of Congress who actually has a theme. "Who's Frederica Wilson?" someone might ask. "Oh she's um... you know... hats. The hat one," you'd respond, solving everything. But does she wear her trademark "hats" in bed? There's only one way to find out.They went there.
Anyway, to get that image out of your head, we'll mention that Rubio walked away with a 6.9 (RAWR).
Conservatives adore Marco Rubio, and hope he'll become president one day. But isn't he already the president of sex? Assuming he has gone through puberty and is just a very diligent shaver, then yes, basically.Obviously Rubio does not dare grow even a hint of a beard, because Cuban men with beards are always communists. Fact.
The other new D.C. face from Miami, David Rivera, did not make the list probably due to that face baring a strong resemblance to Mr. Bean's.
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