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Mugshots Friday: Doily Shirts, Baby Man, and Misspelled Tattoos

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. We then comment on bizarre sartorial choices and weird neck tattoos from the cloistered safety of our home office. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 1/18
Charged with: Grand theft
Is that called a doily shirt?

Arrested: 1/15
Charged with: Battery, disorderly intoxication
Quick, somebody stuff some mashed bananas in his mouth. He must have done a dookie.

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Arrested: 1/19
Charged with: Drug trafficking
Who do you blame? This lady? The tattoo artist? Or the Miami-Dade Public School system?

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Arrested: 1/19
Charged with: Forgery
With her face tattoo and her Billy Idol haircut, it's like she refuses to be seen as a nice old lady. Then why do we have the urge to give her a Hallmark card, talk loudly around her, and take her to a Saturday matinee?


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2 comments
Perkyblondechick
Perkyblondechick

I'm a teacher with the school system. Trust me, that misspelling on Miss 1/19's chest is HER fault, not ours. Remember 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink'? That goes for kids and learning, too.

Guest
Guest

i feel so sorry for these poor people. Not nice to make fun of them. It could be you next time! There go I by the grace of God...

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