Mugshots Friday: The Clenchiest Jaw, AARP Kobe Bryant, and The Gehry 'Do

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Miami is a city of bubbles. We are currently in the midst of the Great Mugshot Bubble. One day, we'll sit down at our computer at 8 am on a Friday morning and find... nothing. Dimly-lit photos of regular-looking perps in prison scrubs. But while it lasts, let's do some reveling.

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Arrested: 01/13
Charged With: Burglary, grand theft, criminal mischief, carrying a concealed weapon.
We see a lot of clenched jaws here at Mugshots Friday. It comes with the territory. But this... this is the clenchiest.

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Arrested
: 01/13 Charged with: Grand theft, trespassing
There's a celebrity reference to be made here, we just know it. Bill Walton with a dash of Mel Gibson? A Latin version of Doc From Back to the Future? Help us out in the comments section.

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Arrested: 01/10
Charged with: Burglary, grand theft
But this one's easy: Carlton from "The Fresh Prince of Belair", duh.


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3 comments
P.W.
P.W.

Yo! Gus, someone should put your mugshot here for plagiarism, You write as if these mugshots were on VICE MAGAZINE DOs and DONTs. Get off Gavin McInnes nutsack guy! Its not 2004 that shits played out.Who's responsible for proof reading this hock of shit over there??? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!

new2MSF
new2MSF

#6 was on G's to Gents! Guess he's still a G...

Guest
Guest

No. 2 looks like an aged Dexter.

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