Mugshots Friday: "Big Boy" and the Future Stalker
Charged with: Armed robbery
Well, this guy's just given up on ever losing weight.
Charge: Marijuana possession
One one hand, he's terrifying and unemployable and can never hug his nephew without the little kid running away screaming. On the other hand, he's totally post-racial.
Charged with: Retail theft
We know there's a lot going on here, but what we're wondering is: Is that a fake Cindy Crawford mole?
Charged with: Stalking, aggravated battery
This lady came from the future to stalk her man. George Clinton once made a song about it.