Mugshots Friday: A Hitler Moustache, Seriously Horrifying Face Tattoos, And Our Judgmental Mom

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain-out look more badass than we ever will . This is the italicized intro to that series.
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Arrested: 01/27 Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance. They say you know you've made it when your look starts showing up in mug shots. Congratulations, Biebs!
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Arrested: 01/28 Charged with: Possession of cannabis, drinking in public Uh... you too, Hitz!
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Arrested: 02/01 Charged with: Battery We know you thought this was a classy operation. But it's still the internet, and if we see a hot chick we're contractually obliged to post her photos, along with the word "hottttttt". (Seven "t"'s is the industry standard.)
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Arrested: 01/29 Charged: Carjacking, aggravated battery Sometimes when we get really angry we say we hope you back in the next life as Pedro Jimenez. Now you know what we're talking about.
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Arrested: 01/28 Charged with: Armed burglary, grand theft, possession of a weapon by a felon Also, we don't usually play matchmaker, but if Pedro gets the boot, you got next dude. (P.S. The tattoo of our left says "Happy Times".)
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5 comments
Axnxfxgx
Axnxfxgx

who is the guy with the large gauges ? 

Beth
Beth

(P.S. The tattoo of our left says "Happy Times".)

Found it.

yak
yak

proofreaders. newtimes needs them.

Bobby
Bobby

Hey, I lived with a guy who changed his last name to 'Hitler' and was a true wack job!

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