Uncle Luke Runnin, Uncle Luke Runnin, Uncle Luke Runnin
Categories: Luke's Gospel
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| Michael McElroy |
| Let Luke govern! |
Now when our man, Luther Campbell,takes office, you can rest assured business at County Hall is gonna have a whole new flavor. Our friends over at WPLG, came up with 43 things to expect under Uncle Luke's mayoral administration. Our five favorites after the jump.
4. Tupac's birthday to be declared an annual county-wide holiday.
3. Flag poles on county property will be replaced by stripper poles.
2. Upon greeting visiting politicians, Mayor Campbell will forsake handshakes for a 3-0-5 hand signal.
1. The temperature in the county will be determined by how many women are topless.
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