Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Sexy-Time 69 Edition

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As we count down the full list of 2,000 personalized license plate requests reviewed by Florida's Obscenity Board -- a mind-blowing document we got our hands on a few weeks ago through the Freedom of Information Act -- we've learned a few things about the good folks of the Sunshine State.

This week's lessons: We want all of I-95 know about our nastiest sexual fantasies, and no number is more popular than 69.

Just remember: These are all real plates requested by real Florida drivers.

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Sexy Time

1HOOKR
2ND2SEX
2X-RATED
3-SOME
4 NIK 8
4NAK8U
4NEKATN
4NIC8ME
4NIKATE
4NK8UTD
4P1AY
A55RGY
AD4 SEX
APERAPE
AS5 MAN
BLU BALS
BUTT RUB
CUM C ME
CUM CLN
CUM N UP
FKN CNT
FL MILF
FL MILF
FORKER
FORNIC8
FR PLAY
FREAK ME
FREAKNU
FULL RUT
GAYB0Y2
GET 5UM
GET LAID
GET USUM
GO DOWN
H0GASM
H0TNWET
HORNMAN
HORNY
HORNYAK
ILUV TTS
ILUVANL
ILUV-ANL
ILUVSEX
ILV BJ
ILVTOFU
IM CUMIN
IM JUCEE
IM JUICY
IM4 PLY
IM4 SEX
IMA STUD
KCUMS
LAYCOCK
MENYOU
MILF1
MISTRSS
MUFFDVR
MUFFIN6
MUFFN MN
MUFNMAN
MUFSTUF
N YO MTH
NASSSTY
NASTTY
NUKE GM
NXT 2SEX
NY0MTH
ORGAZM
POONDOG
POONGUY
POONMAN
PORNO
PQRN STR
PSSYGLR
PSY DUK
PSY FAN
PSY LUVR
PSY VYGR
PSYCLN
PUSEY
PUSI KAT
PUSS
PUSS CAT
PUSSZI
PUSY KAT
PUTANG
PUZI KAT
PUZY KAT
PUZY-CAT
RU WETT
RUWETT
SEX PHD
SEX POT
SEXCESS
SEXY JAE
SEXY TT
SEXYKIS
SEXYPO1
SHAGUAR
SHAGWYR
SLY PUSS
SXY BTCH
SXY LBRA
SXY LUV
SXYMAMA
SXZBST
VIBRTOR
VVET DRM
W4SEX
WE-SWING
WET DRM
WETDREM
WONT SOM
XRATED
X-RATED1

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69ers

06THS9
1FIND 69
1M 469
28USN69
469 XXX
4 PLAY69
59 OF 69
69 ANYTM
69 BAMA
69 BOWTY
69 C3
69 CHULA
69 CHULA
69 DIVER
69 EGO
69 GT0
69 GT 69
69 H2OS
69 HARD
69 JUICE
69 MAYA
69 PIMP
69-POWER
69 RETRO
69 SEXY
69 SHAG
69 TANE
69 THIS
69 TRAMP
69 TYME
69 UM
69-69
69DRAGN
69FINE
69HOT
69-JAV
69QUE
69--RECON
69SPL
69TET
69TH
69TR6R
69U BABE
69U812
69YAKO
69YNOT
69 X77
6BEBE9
6BED9
6DUDE9
6HVN9
6LUV9
6NIKKI9
6R9 TINK
6SEX9
6TAM9
9TEEN69
AMAYA69
AMOR69
ANGIE69
BAD A 69
BADAS 69
BDS-69
BDY69
BIG69
BIGN69
BLAST 69
BLOWN69
BRAT 69
BRAT 69
BUCK 69
CHAMP 69
COOL 69
CST69
BUSA 69
DUDS 69
ENVY 69
EYE69
A69LIK
G G 69
GOT A 69
GOTTA 69
I LIKE69
I LUV 69
IM469
IM6 UR9
IMRU 69
JAVI 69
JGB69
JUICY 69
JUNK 69
KARMA69
KAW 69
KRZY69
LATIN 69
IB6NUB9
IB6T9IN
GETTA 69
LECHE 69
LETS69
LG6969
LL 69
LUV69
LUV69
MAN69
MAN-U-69
MARTY 69
MB 69
ME6 UR9
ME6U9
MEOWS 69
MILF 69
MILF 69
MINE 69
MX69
MY 169
MY 69 HO
MLP-69
NAPPY 69
NITRO 69
NE1469
OMAR 69
OSO69
OURS 69
PEAKE69
PLLP69
PMP69
PNUT69
POPS 69
QBAN69
RETRO 69
RICH 69
RKSTR 69
ROCCO 69
PRE69
SANDS 69
SCARS 69
SEA69
SEALY69
RU4 A69
SEXI 69
SEXY 69
SEXY9
SPIDA69
SQUID69
SWT 69
SXTY9
SXYMF96
SKYY 69
TAT69
TKK 69
TLC69
TORCH69
U6IM9
U6ME9
UB6 IM9
UB6IBE9
UB9 IB6
VEGAS 69
VENUS69
VI 69
VIRGO 69
VT 69
WANTA-69
WDSTK 69
WJH69
WK-69
WORM69
X MAN 69
X69X
YEH69
ZACKS 69
ZIFF 69
ZOSO 69
ZUS 69

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The Anti-Pants Party

02BNUDE
BENAKED
BUK NAKD
LIVNUDE
IM NAKED
N8KD
NUD1ST
NUDNIK
RU NEKID
RU-NAKD
FLY N8KD

Next week: Thugs and Gangstas Edition

In the meantime, check out our earlier posts on Florida's filthy license plates:

You Won't Believe What Floridians Have Tried To Put On Their Personalized License Plates
Top Five Obscene Florida License Plates, Visualized For Your Pleasure
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Pimps and Hoes Edition
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Bodily Functions and Man-Junk Edition
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Haters and Racists Edition

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