Mugshots Friday: A Cape, Blue Goop, and Hair, Hair, Everywhere

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain-out look more badass than we ever will . This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 2/18
Charged with: Murder in the second degree, theft from the elderly
WTF? Is that a cape?

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Arrested: 2/25
Charged with: Concealed firearm, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute
Now that's how you do your fucking hair. To quote Sheen, the perfection of this guy's braids makes the Bone Thugs look like droopy-eyed armless children.

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Arrested: 2/21
Charged with: Child abuse and neglect, reckless driving
And here's a bootleg, underfed version of the previous guy.

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Arrested: 2/26
Charged with: Battery
If you're wondering what happened to his shirt, you're an out-of-towner. This has been the hot style on South Beach for years now.

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