Mugshots Friday: Let's Play Guess Where the Drunk Tourist Is From!

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
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Arrested: 3/13
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, possession of an alcoholic beverage by a minor (he's 20), resisting arrest with violence
He was arrested in Miami Beach, and that's clearly a tourist sunburn. Here are the rules: Post in the comments section where you think this guy lives. We're requesting the police report. Commenter who guesses right or gets closest region-wise will get something mailed to them. The prize might be something from our collection of weird stuff people send us. It might be New Times sunglasses. It might be cash. (It won't be cash.)

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Arrested: 3/11
Charged with: Cocaine trafficking (more than 28 grams, less than 150 kilos)
This is the happiest alleged coke dealer we've ever seen. We're going to post this mugshot on our driver's seat sun flap to bring us up when we're feeling down.

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Arrested: 3/11; 3/11
Charged with: Grand theft and burglary; Disorderly conduct in an establishment, resisting arrest with violence, battery on a law enforcement officer
Do these two know each other? Are they, y'know, cronies? Would they be interested in starring in our community theater rendition of Of Mice and Men?
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27 comments
Mario
Mario

The guy with the longest fearsome goatee tail looks like he's from Brooklyn.

Chinese neck-tattoo looks like he's Cuban.

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GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

So I'm still waiting for the police report, but there are a lot of indications that the guy, tragically, is a Miamian. He has a prior criminal record here.

Abdallah Farid, you may have some new sunglasses coming your way.

good guesser
good guesser

first dood is from Michigan guaranteed, the fat Leprechaun is probably from New Jersey, dumb and dumber are from Broward county

Abdallah Farid
Abdallah Farid

1st guy with the blonde hair lives in miami. 82 ave and about sw 40 st. do i get a prize even though i personally know the guy? lloloolol

Cane
Cane

Wisconsin

Ckress001
Ckress001

Kansas!! Toto, WHERE THE F*@$ are we!? I'm drunk!

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

I'm liking the Florida guesses. Very wise. I don't know yet, by the way-- I have a request in for the police report.

mattb
mattb

pensacola fl

Unclescotchy
Unclescotchy

does "bible=belt state" count as a location??

Ashleyenorman07
Ashleyenorman07

The guy in the baskeball jersey is Scott Disick in a wig.

Rich
Rich

LOL @ Fort Pierce...that's a good possibility. I think he's from Birmingham, Alabama

stepho
stepho

The bitch looks like snookis sister.

And the white guy is from....ft.pierce.

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

If you're right, my confidence in my ability to stereotype will be shot.

DaGuerre
DaGuerre

Alabama or the Redneck Riviera!

heygirlheyyy
heygirlheyyy

I'm going to third that. Fort Pierce is all too likely.

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