Mugshots Friday: Let's Play Guess Where the Drunk Tourist Is From!

Mugshots Friday: Let's Play Guess Where the Drunk Tourist Is From!

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Fri., Mar. 18 2011 at 9:00 AM

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/13
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, possession of an alcoholic beverage by a minor (he's 20), resisting arrest with violence
He was arrested in Miami Beach, and that's clearly a tourist sunburn. Here are the rules: Post in the comments section where you think this guy lives. We're requesting the police report. Commenter who guesses right or gets closest region-wise will get something mailed to them. The prize might be something from our collection of weird stuff people send us. It might be New Times sunglasses. It might be cash. (It won't be cash.)

Arrested: 3/11
Charged with: Cocaine trafficking (more than 28 grams, less than 150 kilos)
This is the happiest alleged coke dealer we've ever seen. We're going to post this mugshot on our driver's seat sun flap to bring us up when we're feeling down.

Arrested: 3/11; 3/11
Charged with: Grand theft and burglary; Disorderly conduct in an establishment, resisting arrest with violence, battery on a law enforcement officer
Do these two know each other? Are they, y'know, cronies? Would they be interested in starring in our community theater rendition of Of Mice and Men?

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The guy with the longest fearsome goatee tail looks like he's from Brooklyn.

Chinese neck-tattoo looks like he's Cuban.

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So I'm still waiting for the police report, but there are a lot of indications that the guy, tragically, is a Miamian. He has a prior criminal record here.

Abdallah Farid, you may have some new sunglasses coming your way.