Mugshots Friday: Respect Mom, Volcano-Head, and a Middle-Aged Guy Wearing a Girl's Bathing Suit

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/24
Charged with: Criminal mischief
The man loves his mother.

Charged with:Lewd and laviscious conduct on a child, aggravated stalking of a minor
What is it, Inscrutable Neck Tattoo Week?

Arrested: 3/23
Charged with: Cocaine possession, cannabis possession
Nothing more satisfying that a big ol' gap in your teeth. You can compulsively dart the tip of your tongue through it, and even spray Mountain Dew through it. Plus, it makes for a great mugshot.

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