New Career Options For Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas

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Seijas is always harping about feeding the elderly good chow, so she should open up her own hot dog stand to serve those Hialeah viejitos she's taken advantage of.

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We hear the Florida Marlins are looking for some good honest applicants to work the parking garage at the team's new stadium.

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We think the producers of Operation Repo should replace the show's resident Chola repo woman with the Chonga county commissioner.


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Alvarez is going to have a lot more time on his hands to hit the gym so he might as well make the most of it and train for the Mr. Olympia tournament.

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Seijas and Alvarez should join forces to become the greatest tag team ever and save the children's orphanage from el gran luchador Ramses.

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Floydian4ever
Floydian4ever

LMFAO! I nominate Francisco Alvarado for the Office of Mayor of Miami-Dade County! Uncle Luke is gone off the deep end on his 'man keeping us down" rhetoric. Repo lady and parking attendant for sure!!

Gioia6420
Gioia6420

Seijas never looked so good!! Now she can spend all her free time eating in more restaurants all over the county. Really with what little time she has left on this planet...i am sure those veins are clogged up. She looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.Alvarez too can spend all his free time at the gym and getting more manicures. He should add pedicures to his to do list since he's going to spend more time looking down at feet.

putastoptoit
putastoptoit

OMG this is so funny. Francisco you should run for office. We need more laughs.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

Na na na na hey hey hey goodbye Mayor Carlos Alvarez & Natacha Seijas,

take way there pensions and empty there bank accounts and fired Natacha Seijas, daughter and the other nepotism workers

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money

f*ck the florida marlins (Marlins stadium put at $2.4 billion)The Port of Miami Tunnel is a $1 billion dollarnew Miami Art Museum $220 millionAdrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts $500 million dollarsthe miami heat for not paying there rent the county has paid $64 million in operating subsidies

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zqxz
zqxz

Finally (48 hours) time limit to buy.

LV Muffler $ 5.99LV Bags $ 19.9 LV Wallet $ 6.55Armani Glasses $ 5.99LV Belt $ 6.9

Buy addresses---- tntn.usTips (48 hours after the special product is invalid)

rimak
rimak

OH GIVE ME A BREAK,TERM LIMIT WOULD BE SOON FOLLOWING,WAY TO GO MISTER BRAMAN,AT LEAST SOMEBODY WHO HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND UP AND NOT LET A PARTICULAR GROUP OF PEOPLE INTIMIDATE HIM,GOD BLESS YOU

Crego58
Crego58

This was awesome!!!!!!!

HERALDRDR
HERALDRDR

LOL LOL LOL. OMG this was hilarious! I like the hot dog vendor and the chonga repo lady. LOL.

bill
bill

Frank, you should be ashaned of yourself! I vote for Repo lady!

Anon
Anon

This is in really bad taste, and ignores all of the good they have done for Miami--especially ​Seijas, who helped to pass an ordinance to protect workers from getting their wages stolen. You should be informed before spreading trash and making jokes at people's expense. Especially about people who have done a lot for Miami.

Gmmarchese
Gmmarchese

What a kiss ass you are. Arrogence is what did them in. You think they fed the viejitos because they were good people? They did it for votes. Simple math. They older generation is the largest active voting block. You have to kep them happy. If the seniors did not vote they would both let them rot.

Alvarado1
Alvarado1

wah wah wah. You know what is really in bad taste? Sucking up to a couple of arrogant politicians who haven't accomplished anything except taking care of their cronies such as yourself.

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