Seijas is always harping about feeding the elderly good chow, so she should open up her own hot dog stand to serve those Hialeah viejitos she's taken advantage of.
We hear the Florida Marlins are looking for some good honest applicants to work the parking garage at the team's new stadium.
We think the producers of Operation Repo should replace the show's resident Chola repo woman with the Chonga county commissioner.
Alvarez is going to have a lot more time on his hands to hit the gym so he might as well make the most of it and train for the Mr. Olympia tournament.
Seijas and Alvarez should join forces to become the greatest tag team ever and save the children's orphanage from el gran luchador
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